EDITORIAL REVIEW:
Congratulations--just by looking at this webpage, you became 25% more patriotic.
From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's highest-rated punditry show *The Colbert Report*, comes the book to fill the other 23¿ hours of your day. *I Am America (And So Can You!) *contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn't have time to shoehorn into his nightly broadcast.
Dictated directly into a microcassette recorder over a three-day weekend, this book contains Stephen's most deeply held knee-jerk beliefs on The American Family, Race, Religion, Sex, Sports, and many more topics, conveniently arranged in chapter form.
Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones.
You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong.
*I Am America (And So Can You!) *showcases Stephen Colbert at his most eloquent and impassioned. He is an unrelenting fighter for the soul of America, and in this book he fights the good fight for the traditional values that have served this country so well for so long.
Please buy this book before you leave the store
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written and edited by Stephen Colbert ... [et al.]; writers, Michael Brumm ... [et al.]; produced by Meredith Bennett; designed by Doyle Partners; special thanks, Andro Buneta ... [et al.]

Stephen Colbert; Rich Dahm; Paul Dinello; Allison Silverman

Stephen Colbert; Michael C Brumm; et al

New York: Grand Central Pub.

Hachette Book Group

Springboard Press

1st ed., New York], New York State, 2007

United States, United States of America

Firs edition, New York, 2007

1, PT, 2007

lg_fict_id_442773

Memory of the World Librarian: Quintus

Includes index.

Includes index.
Writers: Michael Brumm, Eric Drydale, Rob Dubbin, Glenn Eichler, Peter Grosz, Peter Gwinn, Jay Katsir, Laura Krafft, Frank Lesser, Tom Purcell ; produced by: Meredith Bennett.
Additional writers: Richard Dahm, Paul Dinello, Allison Silverman.

topic: Colbert Report (Television program); Colbert Report (Television program); Television comedies; Comedy television programs

Type: 英文图书

Bookmarks:
1. (p1) INTRODUCTION
2. (p2) HOW TO READ THIS BOOK
3. (p3) Part One MY AMERICAN CHILDHOOD
3.1. (p4) CHAPTER 1 THE FAMILY
3.2. (p12) CHAPTER 2 OLD PEOPLE
3.3. (p20) CHAPTER 3 ANIMALS
3.3.1. (p5) COLB-QUIZ: What is a family?
3.3.2. (p6) THE FATHER
3.3.3. (p7) THE MOTHER
3.3.4. (p8) RAISING A FAMILY
3.3.5. (p9) THE EXTENDED FAMILY
3.3.6. (p10) DIVORCE
3.3.7. (p11) COLBERT FAMILY COUNSELING
3.3.8. (p13) Thank you for reading this, seniors
3.3.9. (p14) It is the duty of all Americans to respect and cherish our elders
3.3.10. (p15) SOME GOOD THINGS ABOUT SENIORS
3.3.11. (p16) Our elders are a precious resource
3.3.12. (p17) SO WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THESE YEAR-HOGGERS?
3.3.13. (p18) Are you still awake?
3.3.14. (p19) Hey! Anybody want a free trip to California, Arizona, New Mexico, and /or Texas?
3.3.15. (p21) MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
3.3.16. (p22) WHEN YOU WISH UPON A LIE
3.3.17. (p23) HICKORY DICKORY SHOCK!
3.3.18. (p24) BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
3.3.19. (p25) THE FACTORY FARM: AMERICA'S MOST SUCCULENT INDUSTRY
3.3.20. (p26) THE U.S.D.A. AND Y.O.U
3.3.21. (p27) WHO CARES?
3.3.22. (p28) THE TRUTH: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER
3.3.23. (p29) READY, PET, GO!
3.3.24. (p30) THE DE-BALLIFICATION OF THE AMERICAN PETSCAPE
3.3.25. (p31) ON ENDANGERED SPECIES
3.4. (p32) CHAPTER 4 RELIGION
4. (p42) Part Two MY AMERICAN ADOLESCENCE
4.1. (p43) CHAPTER 5 SPORTS
4.1.1. (p44) HISTORY LESSON
4.1.2. (p45) SPORTS IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM
4.1.3. (p46) TRASH TALK
4.1.4. (p47) THE SPORTS BREAKDOWN
4.1.5. (p48) SPORTS TO IGNORE
4.1.6. (p49) A QUICK NOTE ABOUT THE OLYMPICS
4.1.7. (p50) A LEAGUE OF ONE'S OWN
4.2. (p51) CHAPTER 6 SEX AND DATING
4.2.1. (p52) SEX AND DATING CHAPTER PLEDGE FOR UNWED YOUTH
4.2.2. (p53) WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK OUR MORALS
4.2.3. (p54) BRIEF LIST OF ANIMALS THAT HAVE SEX
4.2.4. (p55) TALES FROM THE HEART
4.2.5. (p56) FOR THE LADIES
4.2.6. (p57) FOR THE FELLAS
4.2.7. (p58) THE COLBERT SHUFFLE
4.2.8. (p59) FINDING THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
4.2.9. (p60) THE LOVE OF LAST RESORT
4.3. (p61) CHAPTER 7 HOMOSEXUALS
4.3.1. (p62) WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
4.3.2. (p63) THE UNSEEN ENEMY
4.3.3. (p64) SO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
4.3.4. (p65) BIBLICAL ACTS THAT PROVE GOD IS NOT GAY
4.3.5. (p66) AND YET...
4.3.6. (p67) THE FINAL THREAT
4.3.7. (p68) TAKE SOME ACTION!
4.4. (p69) CHAPTER 8 HIGHER EDUCATION
4.4.1. (p70) THE EMOTIONAL COST
4.4.2. (p71) THE PHYSICAL COST
4.4.3. (p72) FROM BAD TO WORDS
4.4.4. (p73) GETTING IN
4.4.5. (p74) THE BAD NEWS
4.4.6. (p75) THE GOOD NEWS
4.4.7. (p76) NOW WHAT?
4.5. (p77) CHAPTER 9 HOLLYWOOD
5. (p86) Part Three MY AMERICAN MATURITY
5.1. (p87) CHAPTER 10 THE MEDIA
5.1.1. (p88) THE TOP MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS OUTFITS THAT ARE KILLING OUR CHILDREN
5.1.2. (p89) THE "BIG THREE " NETWORKS
5.1.3. (p90) THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL VISION
5.2. (p91) CHAPTER 11 CLASS WAR
5.2.1. (p92) SO WHICH CLASS ARE YOU?
5.2.2. (p93) WANT TO CHANGE YOUR CLASS? HERE'S HOW
5.2.3. (p94) A SURPRISING ADMISSION
5.3. (p95) CHAPTER 12 RACE
5.3.1. (p96) WHERE DID RACISM COME FROM?
5.3.2. (p97) BLIGHTS! SCAM-ERA! AFFIRMATIVE ACTION!
5.4. (p98) CHAPTER 13 IMMIGRANTS
5.4.1. (p99) DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ILLEGALS?
5.5. (p100) CHAPTER 14 SCIENCE
6. (p104) A NOTE TO THE FUTURE
6.1. (p105) A FUTURE WHERE THE WORLD IS RULED BY DAMNED, DIRTY APES
6.2. (p106) A FUTURE WHERE I AM WORSHIPPED AS A GOD
6.3. (p107) A FUTURE WHERE ROBOTS BECOME SELF-AWARE AND ENSLAVE HUMANKIND
6.4. (p108) A FUTURE WHERE THEY'RE STILL PLAYING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL
6.5. (p109) INSTRUCTIONS ON DEFROSTING MY HEAD
7. (p110) WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?
7.1. (p111) FROM HERE, TO WHERE NOW, DO WE GO?
8. (p112) HOW TO RETIRE I AM AMERICA (And So Can You!) FOR THE EVENING
9. (p113) APPENDIX THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER
10. (p114) INDEX
11. (p115) ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

theme: Colbert Report (Television program); Colbert Report (Television program); Television comedies; Comedy television programs

Congratulations --just by opening the cover of this book you became 25% more patriotic.
From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's highest-rated punditry show The Colbert Report , comes the book to fill the other 23 hours of your day. I Am America (And So Can You!) contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn't have time to shoehorn into his nightly broadcast.
Dictated directly into a microcassette recorder over a three-day weekend, this book contains Stephen's most deeply held knee-jerk beliefs on The American Family, Race, Religion, Sex, Sports, and many more topics, conveniently arranged in chapter form.
Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones.
You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong.
I Am America (And So Can You!) showcases Stephen Colbert at his most eloquent and impassioned. He is an unrelenting fighter for the soul of America, and in this book he fights the good fight for the traditional values that have served this country so well for so long.
Please buy this book before you leave the store.
About the Author
Stephen Colbert is America.
Description from book jacket

Congratulations--just by looking at this webpage, you became 25% more patriotic.From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's highest-rated punditry show The Colbert Report, comes the book to fill the other 23¬ø hours of your day. I Am America (And So Can You!) contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn't have time to shoehorn into his nightly broadcast.Dictated directly into a microcassette recorder over a three-day weekend, this book contains Stephen's most deeply held knee-jerk beliefs on The American Family, Race, Religion, Sex, Sports, and many more topics, conveniently arranged in chapter form.Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones. You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong.I Am America (And So Can You!) showcases Stephen Colbert at his most eloquent and impassioned. He is an unrelenting fighter for the soul of America, and in this book he fights the good fight for the traditional values that have served this country so well for so long.Please buy this book before you leave the store

From The Host Of Television's Comedy-punditry Show The Colbert Report, Comes The Book To Fill The Other 23 Hours Of Your Day. This Book Contains All Of The Opinions That Stephen Doesn't Have Time To Shoehorn Into His Nightly Broadcast, His Most Deeply Held Knee-jerk Beliefs On The American Family, Race, Religion, Sex, Sports, And Many More Topics, Conveniently Arranged In Chapter Form. Stephen Addresses Why Hollywood Is Destroying America By Inches, Why Evolution Is A Fraud, And Why The Elderly Should Be Harnessed To Millstones. You May Not Agree With Everything Stephen Says, But At The Very Least, You'll Understand That Your Differing Opinion Is Wrong.--from Publisher Description. My American Childhood -- Family -- Old People -- Animals -- Religion -- My American Adolescence -- Sports -- Sex & Dating -- Homosexuals -- Higher Education -- Hollywood -- My American Maturity -- Media -- Class War -- Race -- Immigrants -- Science -- Note To The Future -- What Have We Learned? -- How To Retire This Book -- Appendix: The White House Correspondents' Dinner. Written And Edited By Stephen Colbert ... [et Al.]. Additional Writers: Richard Dahm, Paul Dinello, Allison Silverman. Includes Two Sheets Of Stickers. Includes Index.

2011-11-04